let’s face it, there’s bros… and then there’s finance bros. you know…
*has an internship in new york for one summer*
*becomes finance guru at the age of 23*
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23 comments
Lmfao I love this bro
I work the personal mail hour at a financial firm mailroom. Basically just offering the ability to send out mail without going to the post office for service. The catch is they gotta write us a check because of a policy that prevents us from handling cash. I'd say one out of every three has to pause and think for a minute or just straight up asks me how to write a check. These are people who make BIG decisions about money everyday.
I lost it at "what does red mean?"
3:03 lmao I literally just invested in bitcoin im up $300 😅
"I'm not addicted to Adderall. I'm addicted to the hustle…….the hustle of finding Adderall"
“I let the stocks determine how I feel” starts swearing and getting emotional yeah.
"Right after i graduate ill be on wall street just you wait"
I'm personally offended by this, we aren't all like this😂
0:36 bruh
I litrally like this guy !
0:36 Green means good right? 🤣🤣🤣 Can't get any more real
Damn I feel attacked, that TGIF is right next to my work building. Also Mr. Purple is lit on cocaine.
I would take out a third of my savings to have my boss watch this and see me laugh at him
"Oh, this guy was the president? Of what company?"
LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE
Finally, T Dubs about to call bs out, except the wardrobe damn have they morphed that effeminate? I was thinking – ahh right pandemics but ik this one going to be good ok ill watch now. #greedisbadmmk
Guys please fix lmao
1:49 If he was a real finance bro he would know the markets aren’t open on Sunday, meaning his only returns would be from crypto hence the poor returns, checkmate atheists.
I sadly have interned with a few guys like this and yes they literally never shut the fuck up about their dads success. All they do is humble brag.
“Green is good right”
AMC to the MOON!
4:57 That 370z tho
i am from the hood – Robinhood